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    If dogs could speak, I wouldn't make any more human friends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brooklin Bill View Post
    If dogs could speak, I wouldn't make any more human friends.

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    Wee Paddy thinks it's hilarious!!
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    Time to roll this out again:

    Theresa May is visiting a Glasgow hospital.
    She enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness.
    She greets one and the patient replies:
    "Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
    Great chieftain o' the puddin race,
    Aboon them a ye take yer place,
    Painch, tripe or thairm,
    As langs my airm."
    Theresa is confused, so she just grins and moves on to the next patient.
    The next patient responds:
    "Some hae meat an canna eat,
    And some wad eat that want it,
    But we hae meat an we can eat,
    So let the Lord be thankit."
    Even more confused she just grins and moves onto the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:
    "Wee sleekit, cowerin, timorous beasty,
    O the panic in thy breasty,
    Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
    Wi bickering brattle."
    Now seriously troubled, the Prime minister turns to the accompanying doctor and asks,
    "Is this a psychiatric ward?"
    "No," replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit......."
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo44 View Post
    Time to roll this out again:

    Theresa May is visiting a Glasgow hospital.
    She enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness.
    She greets one and the patient replies:
    "Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
    Great chieftain o' the puddin race,
    Aboon them a ye take yer place,
    Painch, tripe or thairm,
    As langs my airm."
    Theresa is confused, so she just grins and moves on to the next patient.
    The next patient responds:
    "Some hae meat an canna eat,
    And some wad eat that want it,
    But we hae meat an we can eat,
    So let the Lord be thankit."
    Even more confused she just grins and moves onto the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:
    "Wee sleekit, cowerin, timorous beasty,
    O the panic in thy breasty,
    Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
    Wi bickering brattle."
    Now seriously troubled, the Prime minister turns to the accompanying doctor and asks,
    "Is this a psychiatric ward?"
    "No," replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit......."
    Whoever put that together is a borderline genius!!

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    We got hit big time last night. Funny part is this used to be the way it was from November until end of February. But the last years we have seen only January & Feb have been our 'real' winter months. But much worse than spreading it out.

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