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    Thanks Ally .....funny.
    "The box with the least amount of matches makes the most noise." MWB

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    Great, Ally.

    From the same team:

    Work is the curse of the smoking classes

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    Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
    He bought a warehouse.


    Went to the dentist.

    The dentist said "good morning how's the mouth"

    I said "she has just taken our two boys to school"


    A nurse goes into her pocket for a pen and pulls out a rectal thermometer, "Ach! Some arsehole must have my pen!"
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    Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic, agnostic?

    Lay awake at night wondering if there was a Dog.
    Work is the curse of the smoking classes

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    And there's that new organization, D.A.M. (mothers against dyslexia...)
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    Burt Bacharach asks Sean Connery who his favourite composer is.
    Sean says Schubert, Burt says why thank you Sean I'm flattered.

    At a casting for a new movie about the great composers Tom Hardy says "I'll be Beethoven", Hugh Jackman says "I'll be Mozart" and Arnold Schwarzenegger says "I'll be Bach".

    2 dyslexic skiers arguing whether to zigzag or zagzig down the hill.
    Then a guy with sledge walks past.
    So one of the skiers asks" Excuse me pal, is zigzag or zagzig"
    The guy say "Don't ask me I'm a tobogganist"
    So the other skier says,"Oh good, I'll have 50 grms of baccy and a pack of pipe cleaners".

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    I don't get it.

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    How do you turn a child inside out? More, I don't see a child at all?

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    I think it was a good point that only an Indian restaurant would have its ceiling painted like the Sixten Chapel. But I didn't see any pipes!

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    What did the buffalo say to his son before he left for school?

    Bye son.
    "The box with the least amount of matches makes the most noise." MWB

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    Got off the train the other week to find a guy laying dead on platform 4, he was covered in sprinkles and raspberry sauce. Police said he topped himself.

    Teacher asks the class to tell the others what they did during the holidays, a few kids go first and then its little johnny' s turn. Johhny says we had great fun sticking fireworks up a cats bum !! Rectum the teacher Corrected, Little Johnny says dead right blew it to pieces.....

    I heard there's a cure for dyslexia. That's music to my arse!

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