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    A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
    "The box with the least amount of matches makes the most noise." MWB

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    My children always accuse me of having a favourite. That is ridiculous because I can't stand any of them.
    "The box with the least amount of matches makes the most noise." MWB

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    Some BAD jokes for today.

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

    A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

    "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."
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    An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

    Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
    "The box with the least amount of matches makes the most noise." MWB

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    Bill, those are the worst jokes I've ever heard.

    And I laughed out loud at every one of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pitchfork View Post
    Bill, those are the worst jokes I've ever heard.
    I know but they used to wake up students dozing off in my lectures.
    "The box with the least amount of matches makes the most noise." MWB

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    Here you go Bill, from one of the greats,


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    My favorite Rodney Dangerfield joke is "I'm so ugly my wife opens all the kitchen cabinets, leaves the lights on and makes me sleep naked on the floor to keep cockroaches away."
    You've heard of people who don't know nothin'? I don't even suspect nothin'.

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    A little boy sees a couple of dogs mating and his father doesn't want him to start asking questions so he tells his son the doggie on top has hurt front paws and the doggie on bottom is helping him home. The kid says "Ain't they like humans. You try to help someone and you get raped every time.
    You've heard of people who don't know nothin'? I don't even suspect nothin'.

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